Fleur Weasley is hunting dragons.

Arthur

How are you feeling, mon cher? You are not overdoing yourself, are you?

Weasleys + H&H

Bill and I are going to have a would love to have you all around for dinner. When would be most agreeable to your schedules?

I was so sorry to hear about what happened to poor Mr. Jorkins. I certainly hope the DMLE is doing all they can to find the werewolves responsible.

Arthur Weasley.

Arthur, there is something I would like to do, but-- I need your help. If you would not mind.

Weasleys.

I am in St. Mungo's and will probably have to remain here the night. And tomorrow is likely as well. Bill is here with me. He will not go home, even though I have told him to- Oui, you need to res- No, do not write that.

Je suis desole. Dicta-quill. Do not worries, ma cheries. The hospital has razz- raz- ra ther foul tasting pain potions, but I shall be fine in a matter of days.

English hospitality does leave much to be desired.

Molly & Arthur Weasley

Arthur, I know you had said you would manage, so I am sorry to be overstepping, but I was in Hogsmeade passing Trimmings for Tots and just could not help myself. It was all so tiny and precious and I had so much fun. I hope you will not mind. I think I rather got lost in there for quite sometime yesterday. I've picked up a little pink jumper, some shoes and blankets. As well as nappies, cups and the sweetest little hat for Delilah. And a few other things.

May I bring them by this afternoon? I cannot bear to return it all.

Bill.

About our account at Gringott's.

Children are such a delight. Me belle-mere and beau-frere are fostering the sweetest little 5 year old currently and her little cherubim cheeks are quite addicting.

This entry is smeared with grease marks and flour.

Dragon Team

Any news, ma cheries? You haven't found her without me, have you? I did try to send you some nice banana bread to eat now I think it's going to eat moi. I'll just send along a nice Confectioner's Corner cookie bouquet later, oui?

It is apparently of quite importance to use baking soda and baking powder. I thought it seemed superfluous to need both. I suppose that would make it to rise faster, it had all ready baked twice the time my cookbook allowed for and was not seeming any nearer to being done. What does not work is poking the baking dough with your wand. The end result was something of a pudding consistency bread explosion.

I'm not certain of what has happened only that it is still spilling out of the oven and the smell of yeast is permeating the entire home. Somehow it's moving too and faster than I can scrape it from the ceiling and my hair- counter.

Percy

Comment allez-vous, mon beau-frere?

Charlie

I am bringing up a cup of tea. If you hit me I will hit you back. If you're going to yell at me some more I would appreciate fair warning and so I shall simply leave it outside your tent.

I met your Loch Ness monster, Ireland Scotland. I was not that impressed.

Private.

I am the worst sort of wife. Disappearing this week, of all weeks. But I couldn't simply sit around and wait while they debate that beast's future. And I'll be back      in time.

Bill

Arrived safely with Charlie. I left some bouillabaisse and crescents for you. And some biscuits on the counter-- they're mostly not burnt. I'll be home in a very few short days. I promise, mon amour. Keep my side of the bed warm.

Unless you want to join?

Bonjour from Ireland, mes amis! Lovely countryside. No dragon yet, but I shall promise to keep you dutifully informed.

And Charlie, I forgot to tell you, but you need a shave, cher.

Order of the Phoenix.

Not that I don't trust the Brit the DMLE, I don't I simply trust the lot of us a good deal more. Saying that, what are we going to do about Monsieur Lestrange?

Ginevra.

Lunch, ma cherie? My treat, your choice.

My, my.. Witch Weekly is scraping the bottom of the barrel for stories and journalists these days, are not they?

Ginevra.

Ginevra, I have not a problem telling that awful Smethley where to stick her stories about you, but s'il vous plaît ma cherie, do not make it any easier for her to smear you on the front page. And remember men do not find a woman who kisses and tells attractive, pet. It is not lady-like to discuss conquests where others may witness. An air of mystery should always be reserved.

Now, another matter I have been taking to heart. You do know how to properly cast a contraceptive charm, non? I think it is something your Maman must have str

Warded to Men aged 21 and below

With all of the talk recent surrounding sex that is run rampant I thought it might be go prudent to offer some help. Or advice if it please. To you males, oui? Women get tips on contraception, but obviously there is a much more pleasurable side to sex than simply avoiding the unpleasant repercussions. And it seems to me the English are quite uneducated in this respect.

See if you are able to charm a witch into having sexual intercourse with you, it might behoove you to know what to do with her. Especially if you find you might enjoy a performance repeat. In which case the fabled "female orgasm" is inherently important.

That said mes amis, do you know what the clitoris is?

Viktor Krum.

How are you settling into London? I hope you have been well treated. If you have a moment I would very much enjoy a visit and catching up. Perhaps you could join me at home for a cup of coffee? Or tea, if you would prefer, but I confess I am more fond of coffee than the tea the English are to so attached.

Ginev

Ginny.

Who is this Veronica Smethley so intent on slandering you, ma cherie. I hope never to have the unfortunate pleasure of meeting her lest, on your behalf, she be on the receiving end of one of those bat-bogey hexes of which you are so fond.

I believe it takes a very low class of person to make light of the loss of one's relative. Especially when that family is still grieving their loss. Making rude and disrespectful commentary about that sacrifice only proves you are more common than those you claim to look down upon. Perhaps you should worry more about your own breeding. Seulement une pensée.

Hermione & Harry

Bill and I are having the family over for dinner tomorrow evening. I know that this invitation may seem a bit late, but I forget you aren't proper Weasleys even if you are family, so I was remiss in the the original ward. You are of course welcome. Bill and I would love to see the both of you.

Weasleys + Harry & Hermione

Six o'clock tomorrow evening? With your punctualit We'll be able to sit down to dine by 6:30 then.

The Alihotsy plants have taken off and are threatening to overtake the rest of the garden. They have engulfed the nearby flutterby bush and are killing it off. Apparently only a few shoots are needed. But the blooms are gorgeous if anyone would like a few cuttings or a bouquet. Only, don't eat the leaves.

Private.

Maman wrote; Gabrielle wants to spend the summer here. I don't know how Bill will take that with Fred- I'd love to have her with me, but do not feel it fair to ask to have her staying while everyone is still grieving.

Bill

I ruined the

I received an owl from Maman today. She sends her love and also wishes to inform me that Gabrielle would like to spend the summer here. I've told her it is not a good time with Fre everything occurring, but perhaps just for a week? July mayhaps?

Weasleys

Bill and I would like to have the family everyone over for dinner next Friday evening. We rather thought some sand and sun might do everyone a spot of good. Let's just hope mother nature will cooperate that day and we'll be seeing you all soon.

Order.

Comment allez-vous?

The irises are blooming. I wasn't certain how they would fair with all this sand, but it seems I put enough soil down for the roots to take. Now if the calas bloom and the roses climb I will be awfully pleased.

On another note does anyone have a good casserole recipe?

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